Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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