i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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