Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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