Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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