yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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