pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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