finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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