I think i peed on brittanys purse
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize