no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
this hospital has no fireball
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
