If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
