38 yer olds are good kisserssss
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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