OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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