Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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