Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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