people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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