Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
