She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
