You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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