Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
