And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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