so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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