Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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