the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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