so that wasnt chicken after all
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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