You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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