What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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