well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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