Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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