oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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