Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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