Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think people are normalizing furries
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
