it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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