And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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