I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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