My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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