This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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