I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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