If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hippo gnu deer
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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