I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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