I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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