I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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