He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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