he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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