I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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