kristin has been a bad kristin
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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