Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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