Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When are your genitals available?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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