New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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