from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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