Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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