I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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