They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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