Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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