I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
do nipples grow back?
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