sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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