I hate your face
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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