so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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